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Mormon Mud Bath

The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
by Chilli Doggin October 10, 2021
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morden

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boy1: omg morden suckz
boy2: how dare u
by mertonruntingz January 14, 2022
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Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!
"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."
by Geestorn April 14, 2022
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Moldonia

A new country after unification of (Republic of) Moldova with Romania.
-Are you from Moldova?
-No, I'm from Moldonia.
by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022
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Eco-moron

1. An Oxy-moron related to the environment (e.g. Fast Prius, Fuel-Efficient Hummer)

2. Someone who goes to drastic measures to save the environment (e.g. Not turning on any lights, Reducing showers)
Definition 1: "A Hummer Hybrid? Thats an Eco-moron!"

Definition 2: "Sheila flushes her toilet only Once a Day! She's such an Eco-moron!"
by Deck! January 1, 2009
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Ethnic Mormon

One who is a descendent of Mormons. This term is typically used of someone who does not practice the LDS religion. Analogous to Ethnic Jew.
Did I say I was a Mormon? I said I was an Ethnic Mormon - Brigham Young was my great great great great grandfather. Now please pass the bong.
by Rat Bachweiss May 7, 2012
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joe moron

A general term for a member of the public who is forgetful and stupid
Look at that joe moron who's left their phone on the bar!
by Panda man May 20, 2014
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