Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021

Slat Slat momma im TD

When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.

Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".

by senor layhey the alcholic October 25, 2020

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021

mohomala

anything and everything you need it to be

edwin: Whats you call me?
Brandon:Mohomala?

by lee young March 7, 2008

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006

Mommaville

Mommaville started as a message board for moms to connect and discuss parental issues, but morphed into a community of women, a few men, parents, non-parents, and those somewhere in between.

It is a very personal board that encourages close friendships, both online and off, and has developed many life-long bonds of friendship and family within its members.

www.mommaville.com

by Grateful. November 6, 2009

Yo momma

1) The scapegoat of all bad things. 2) The final retort to any shouting match. 3) Root of all evil.

"You gay dawg!"
"Yo momma!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003