Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Monty

A dog that is either destroying or biting anything it gets its paws on (any breed, but especially abnormally big Beagles).

person1:OMG😱
person2: what?...
person1:my dog is being a monty
person2:what did he do?
person1: he destroyed my new pillow.

by mr mont gom April 8, 2022

Monty

Lanky gay lightskin nigga that makes jugg edits and eats pickles

"I'm monty and I'm a loser"

by Zeqwz April 17, 2022

Adam Monti

5 out of 10 fantasy commission

Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.

by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020

Monty

A smart, funny and goofy person that loves to joke around. He may seem to act weird, but that's his way of showing his self confidence. Monty may act all popular and cool, however underneath all that is his soft side. He's nothing like you would think. If you ever meet a monty, just know that you're life is blessed. Don't ever underestimate the GOAT. Montys priority is his family. Mess with his family, Especially his cousins, you would wish that you weren't here. Close family over luxury. Overall, if you ever meet a monty don't be shy to hang out with him. He's as goofy as the left over poop in your toilet.

Monty: NEAH
Girl: Ow why you hit me
Monty: *weird noises*

by cHicKen pHat pHat January 1, 2021

fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021

monty

Someone who is loving and caring for others. No matter what they're goin through, they will still sacrifice their time jus for you to make sure your ok. They are very loyal, strong, and sometimes slow

friend: "who's that"
me: "that's my boyfriend monty"
friend: "he seems like a monty fs"

by 15gozzzzzzzzz January 26, 2021