morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006

morningside heights

What Columbia students call Harlem.

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.

by tekmiester September 7, 2006

Morning Nipples

The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.

Why arent my morning nipples going down?!

by Ardishire July 17, 2010

morning shit-sickness

The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.

Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!

Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?

Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?

Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!

by SquatchyJ December 4, 2010

wee hours of the morning

The time immediately after midnight.

The hours of the morning that morning wood is at its peak.

During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.

Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!

by The Master of Musical Mayhem September 14, 2013

Morning oak

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

by Skid Mark VZ June 30, 2007

morning stomach

when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it

Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."

by tregan February 24, 2010