box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

sand monkeys

The term used for Islamic terrorist that like to Yeet into buildings and blow shit up

The sand monkeys did 911

by MaddysGoneMissing December 27, 2018

Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

flipping monkeys

incessant, continuous laugh over a simple item or object such as a toy, picture... usually associated with younger children possibly English in origin relating to the delight associated with children when viewing the monkeys in exhibits or shows in zoos, carnivals...

The baby went flipping monkeys over the new, cute toy we bought her.

by olllover December 30, 2011