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Milad

Originates from the Arabic word “Mylanta” meaning “culturally confused”.

Milad is a rare and complex individual that is constantly changing his culture to suit his surroundings. He usually has a middle eastern appearance however will dress and look like a surfer to fit into society.

Milad is medium height, has a body that was chiseled by god himself. Woman wait their entire lives to have one date with him. Milad is not considerate of worldly things and pays no mind for material possessions, instead prefers to spend his time experiencing nature and frolic in endless wheat fields like a scene from the movie “Gladiator”.

Milad is a sensual lover that cries when making love, kissing, having emotional conversations, cooking, and cleaning. Girls love this about him.
Male friends of Milad don’t bring their girlfriends to social gatherings in fear that one look from Milad will destroy their relationship.
Person A: who is that male/female person over there?

Person B: oh that’s Milad!

Girl A: my boyfriend is jealous.

Girl B: why?

Girl A: I always daydream about Milad.

Person A: you are a good surfer man.

Milad: yea man, cool man, shuckaa braaa.
by The breaker of chains December 25, 2020
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The East Midlands

not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011
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Midland Park

A 1.6 sq mile town in Bergen County New Jersey. Located about 18 miles North West of New York City many of its residents commute there daily, although a good deal are locally employed. It is bordered to the West by Wyckoff, to the North by Waldwick and to the South and East by Ridgewood. No freeway style road runs through Midland Park which is a unique characteristic compared to other towns in the area.
Yo I'm not going to the 7-11 in Midland Park because it's shady.
by James Q June 27, 2005
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ONE OF THE FASTEST GROWING YOUTUBE CHANNEL, 1M IN 24 DAYS GO TO HIM FOR FREE COOKIE, BEST YOUTUBER!!!!!
ALSO DID I SAY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBWAY?
Person 1: IM SAD
Person 2: ok, watch milad mirg
Person 1: :)
by the true guy idk April 6, 2021
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Happy McSlappy

A troll on the internet who has deemed himself "Lord Internet". He can often be found on Facebook and Xbox live. Is known for pissing off everyone and taking pride in being an asshole.
Facebook girl: Happy McSlappy won't stop trolling my Justin Bieber Statuses!
Guy: That's because you deserve to be trolled by Lord Internet for liking Justin Bieber lol
by Awesomesauce1966 September 6, 2012
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The Midlands

A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 9, 2021
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milan

milan is someone who is a year younger than the rest of her class. she is weird and not that fast. she is someone to always love to death, and she is really into white older guys like seth. she is super funny and petty at times don’t worry boys she is worth your time.
milan is fake boujee
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
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