Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

Scary Minecraft Sunday

The most legendary Minecraft video of all time. Sources say they experienced enlightenment whilst viewing the masterpiece. It was originally posted by a user known as JasonCraftHDGaming. However, it was deleted and only a few people were lucky enough to download it. We are still waiting on a sequel.

Person 1: Have you seen Scary Minecraft Sunday?
Person 2: No, it is extremely rare

by MensWear September 3, 2019

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

weak-minded

Most commonly known as the definition of someone vulnerable to Jedi mind tricks in the star wars movies.
Also a definition of someone easily tempted, seduced or succumbed by group pressure

"yeah, that guy was totally against smoking and drinking, and then all of his friends strated doing it and then he just went along, he's so weak-minded."

by Lurgur September 22, 2005

Minecade

A Minecraft community that rivals Mineplex. Minecade has several mini games; the most famous one being Super Craft Brothers. They used to be very popular, but have sadly declined in recent months. It is sponsored by a Youtuber named SethBling.

Person 1: Wanna go on Minecade? SethBling is recording a game of Super Craft Brothers there.
Person 2: Maybe we can play a game of Super Craft Brothers with him?

by JustAnAverageGuy December 12, 2014

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017