Minge

Ditty from UK 1950s

The area of singe round the fringe of the minge is equal to the length of the poke times the speed of the stroke

by Aforanon October 9, 2006

Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.

A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008

sober-minded Palin supporter

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.

A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.

by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009

Minge Rot

A phrase describing the condition of any female possessing a Sexually Transmitted Decease or Infection

You don't want to go there mate, Rachel's got Minge Rot.

by Big Will August 21, 2003

Minced Oath

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

by Matthew850 September 21, 2006

Minge

Vagina

That bitch needs to wash her minge.

by The Shaman witcher July 13, 2016

minge base

The act of touching anothers genitals when they don't want you to. Often happens when they don't expect you to. Minge basing can be either above or below the clothing, however actual physical contact earns more respect from your peers (and a stronger slap from the victim).

"Minge base!"

by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004