Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds

I played Minecraft today

by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017

Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A video game by notch with creepers,spiders,zombies,skeletons,endermen
Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts

And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3

Notch: I finally made minecraft!!!!!
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either

by Object show July 16, 2014

Minecraft

A game that is overrated and is played by a bunch of 5 year olds.

Have you heard of Minecraft? Yeah! Some of the people who play it make cancerous youtube videos!

by riflema June 26, 2016

Minecraft

A sandbox game created by Markus Perrson in 2009 and he sold it to microsoft in 2015 for 2.5$ billion. You can create your own world, join servers and more!

Oh boy, Minecraft is the best game ever!

by BertBerry June 26, 2016

Minecraft

A lethal and addictive drug invented by Notch. This is the most popular drug in the world. It is mostly played by fantards (fans who act as something's biggest fan and reacts like a douchebag) who usually waste twenty four hours punching trees, killing squids, mining gold, and whining all over the place because there is a griefer (Smart e IQ over 75 and makes little kids rage) people with th in the server. If a ranter makes a video hating on Minecraft, fantards will go rage on the ranter. This game also has people with a big fanbase full of fantards. Examples include SkyDoesMinecraft (A stereotypical man that calls gold budder and hates squids), AntVenom (A drunk man that hates cows), and ChinmeySwift11 (A random guy who makes a video series called Minecraft Files and owns a pig.). Never play Minecraft or your life will be screwed by green exploding penises.

1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.

2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!

3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!

by ddmy January 27, 2014