Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 23, 2007

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo August 2, 2016

Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

miked out

to flake, or back out on plans

Aaron: Mike are you going to the Y today?
Mike: Yes, I'll be there.

Later

Aaron: Dude, you miked out on me again.

by illinois baller May 15, 2008

miked

when someone searches urbandictionary.com in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas

Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing

by sheetsbeast March 9, 2009

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 23, 2007