Miley Walrus

Also known as Miley Cyrus.

See slut.

likes to rub clits with her BFF mandy.

obsessed fan: OMGOMGOMG HANNAH MONTANA! EEEEE! IM GONNA GO POLE DANCE NOW CUZ MILEY DID IT! EEEE!

normal person: shut the fuck up about that slut miley walrus.

by MileySUXass November 26, 2009

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Miley Cyrus

An overrated whore who shows off her flat ass but and thinks she is the shit! Does dope and molly she is a very bad person avoid any concert you ever have a chance to go to because she is one ugly motherfucker who shakes her flat ass 24/7 her songs are okay but her clingy whorish attitude is Extremely noticeable! LIKES BLACK MEN! (No offense) but she went from Country to Shit in a couple of days. FUCKING SLUT BAG!!!

Miley: I LIKE TO SUCK COCK ON STAGE

Future:I GOT THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL!

Miley: (mouth full) KUSH?! ALCOHOL?! GIMME ME SOME!

Lil Wayne: No you stay here and blow me!

Miley: Well it is delicious!

Miley Cyrus is a Bitch

by B2001 April 15, 2014

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Miley Cyrus

The girl who went from being Disney's poster child/role model to being an international druggie who young girls want to emulate. The girl can't sing live, not really, and her life is a fucking mess. She broke off her engagement with a hot Australian actor and is currently investing in her "singing" career by producing mainstream brainwashed pop. She also thinks mimicking Albert Einstein and sticking her tongue out is cute (it's not; just, no). But the thing about Miley: she don't give a fuck whether you like the new her or not. She just doesn't. And that's either her greatest strength or her worst flaw. Guess we'll just have to see.

Omg Miley Cyrus is all anybody talks about these days; what a fucking whore!

Weird because Taylor Swift's had a lot more boy toys than her and went through them faster than I can spend sixty dollars at the mall.

by mister def July 26, 2014

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miley {massacre}

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.

The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.

by lollerskatastic August 25, 2010

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Miley Morales

Miley Morales is the prettiest girl you will EvEr MeEt. She’s smart, she’s cool, she’s perrrrrtttyyyyy, she’s amazing. She’s everything. Give her a chance why don’t ya *cough cough* Cole Sprouse😊😁

Person: Have you seen the perrrrtiest person alive today?
Maddy: You mean me?
Person: Nah sweeties I mean look at you
Maddy: SHOTO TODOROKI DISAGREES
Person: it’s Miley Morales..
Maddy: Im a worm
Person: I know... get help

Maddy: I have State Farm insurance.
Person: I’m done talking to you

Maddy: k byeeeeee

by MPMColeSprouse October 28, 2019

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