A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.
John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008
Get the peter meter mug.noun. An s.meter, pronounced "s-meter", is a machine that can actually detect the s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) in an individual s.m.i.t.h. kind of person. It also mesures the s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m. (see s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m.) in people too.
by JuBr October 9, 2006
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Get the 5 meter peter mug.a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009
Get the Kickass-o-meter mug."I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
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Get the Feeding the Meter mug.age-o-meter:
the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it
formula:
let x = ur age
x/2+7=.....
the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it
formula:
let x = ur age
x/2+7=.....
by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011
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