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Merp

a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.

Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.
Let's merp tonight, merpers.

I'm so merped out from that bottle of vodka I drank alone last night.

"I'm merping" in response to someone asking what you are doing.

That was the most merpy night I've ever had.

You took that bong hit so merpedly, brah!
by flingfling March 18, 2011
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merp

A sound you make when someone says something that makes you down.
Guy 1 : Faggot!
Guy 2 : Merp. *looks at feet*
by gabbzke March 17, 2010
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Merp

A word used to break a silence, akward or otherwise, and jump start conversation. Not owned by any one person.
Becca:Hey!

Jeff: Whats up?

Becca: Not much.

Jeff: Cool.

Becca: Yeah.

...

Becca: Merp

Jeff: Hey thats my word!

Becca: NOPE
by Beecca June 29, 2011
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Merp

Hey, I love your merp!
by MerpTheDerp May 11, 2011
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merp

A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.

note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.
Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.

Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.

Youll probably get with a merp tonight.
by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 18, 2010
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Meepsta

Slang for one who is 'Meepish', or, cool.
"Emilie, your my Meepsta."
by Joey April 8, 2003
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merp

a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."
by smlemur February 21, 2011
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