Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

merin

Is also a nickname for Mercedes Benz.

I took out my merin for a spin

by LM1332 May 28, 2005

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Merlin

Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".

Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."

Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!

by Amelia uses her real name! June 3, 2011

merkily

to act sneakily with a merkin

Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.

by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010

meikina

A beautiful one of a kind girl. She is fearless and will do anything. People look up to her and want to be just like her. She is like the goddess of nature beautiful. Just like nature. She is more of the leader of the group.

I wish I could be a meikina

by Anchorma March 14, 2017