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markelle fultz

by pakaloto April 21, 2020
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Markella

Markella is perfect
by Markella August 5, 2022
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C Markel

a complete douche bag, lazy, irresponsible. Probably is an attorney who makes his assistants hang blinds 20 feet freakin tall. Talks a lot, when he eats it's disguisting. Has messed up freakin hair all the time. Laughs at himself and makes a mess out of everything. Not to mention he calls others dumb and is inconsiderate and insensitive.
by markelisabuttface May 28, 2011
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vanessa merrell

Vanessa Merrell is a beautiful girl whose smile is killing everyone. She is the cutest girl ever and she's also very funny.
Oh look there's Vanessa Merrell! She's so cute and her smile is so beautiful.
by Emixlia February 7, 2017
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Chelsea Merrells

Chelsea Merrells is an average height for humans. She has hair that sticks out and looks like wings. I’m surprised she hasn’t flown away yet. She is crazy and funny. She is very likeable and has lots of friends. She’s very talkable but she’s a joy to talk to. She can’t walk in a straight line and bumps into people when she walks. She has siblings that also can’t walk in a straight line so they all bump into each other when they walk together. She created a great timeline that has so much information that you just have to read.
Person 1- Look at that girl. She can’t walk in a straight line.
Person 2- Oh, that must be Chelsea Merrells.
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Gurkle the Merkle

When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.
by Jing101 February 9, 2023
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merkle

Merkle is an ethnic word for the great illiterate unwashed, who can't spell "Can I have my Job Seekers Allowance now please?". Instead they use the verb to merk - which means to steal, beg, or seek asylum.
Ethnic person 1: Lets merk that rich white man
Ethnic person 2: I've been merking all day and have only made 50p
Ethnic person 1: Fantastic! lets go back to Ghana and buy a house with that money
Ethnic person 2: But I have an application to merkle pending, and if I leave now I'll lose it.
by Love Donkey September 28, 2005
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