Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen

Man, he's a Melvin

by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!

Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

by HFSP January 26, 2021