Melqing

When you stuff a bag with a live fish up your rectum and pop the bag and put a butt plug in your rectum in a short time

I'm gonna melq you/ I love melqing

by Brainrotmaster May 10, 2024

Melding

Achieved after the state of edging where the separation of your dick from other body parts isn’t enough to achieve gooning. One must combine their asshole and their dick

Jeff couldn’t goon edging, so he started melding.

by Godnolia February 16, 2024

Melingalort

Someone Who Is Being Stupid Or Disrespectful

Stop being a Melingalort.
You are a Melingalort
They Are Being a Melingalort

by SkoogleMcDoogle February 28, 2024

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

Melqing

Pulling on your chode until something like milk comes out, similar to jelqing as an exercise. However, instead of just the stretch more interesting things come out and the goal is to see how much white stuff “melq” can come out.

As soon as my parents left the living room, Parsa began melqing his chode and made a huge mess.

by Skibidi schism March 7, 2024

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

Milling

To shove a dragonfruit up your poop covered anus and then eat said dragonfruit, then throwing it up into your partners mouth or vagina

Damn bro me and Emma were milling last night, it was crazy!!

by Nutfw March 11, 2024