Beware, Maggie is a thief!
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
by SansoDemicLivesForever December 4, 2021
Get the Maggie (Margaret) mug.The act of hunting for a special species known as Maggie. The Maggie can be found in a school environment and sometimes he leaves a trail of coffee behind him.
Girl: "Hey, do you wanna go and Maggie Hunt this afternoon?"
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."
by eric4live March 3, 2022
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by carrotcake98 March 21, 2023
Get the maggie w mug.Aggettivo tipico dell'entroterra veneziano indica una situazione temporale oltre il limite, simile all'italiano "fuori orario". Deriva da una distorsione dialettale dell'italiano "meriggio" ovvero le ore nelle quali il sole è più alto all'orizzonte e la temperatura più calda; anche, il mezzogiorno come punto cardinale.
Oggi a lavoro è stato un meggiatico
by KiloTango89 May 10, 2023
Get the Meggiatico mug.The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.
''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''
''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
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