meatlord

king of the penis people

"ZAK, you are the MEATLORD"

by chrisbob October 10, 2006

Matlynn

The most bestest person in the world. Sexy, Beautiful, and handsome. She is a verry good tye dyer. She can really twist those tshirts! Always has a good time, shes forsure the party!

That girl was Hella Matlynn!

by HAHAHAHAHFAG! October 15, 2011

Meaty Backstraps

What ever human and animal strives for.

Representative of physical perfects

Women want them, man want to have them

So... I've been been eating 3000 calories a sitting in order to maintain my meaty Backstraps. You should have seen the looks I've been getting at the gym

by The meaty Backstrapper November 25, 2016

Manly Meatloaf

Shitting on someone's chest, then cutting it in slices with your hand.

Josh gave Brock a manly meatloaf last night!!

by ToeSucker69 May 17, 2016

Last weeks meatloaf

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!

Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!

by Davelle Minace July 9, 2011

meatlob

An expression of excitment used in a suprising situation

Meatlob! Did that really just happen?

by AlexN September 17, 2005

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by WilsonUDevil July 30, 2008