Markinsons

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Reverse Malkin

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.

Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!

by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007

Territory Marking

The act of posting pictures on social media of you with your romantic partner and tagging and/or captioning the pictures with "bae", "bf/gf" so if someone looks up your partner, it is made blatantly clear that your partner is taken and in a relationship.

Gina wanted keep hoes away from her boyfriend Johnny, so she went territory marking on Facebook, posting numerous pics of her and her boyfriend.

by Emax November 12, 2014

Hardcore making out

Fiercely kissing your partner or anyone you like (lesbians and gays included). Could involve biting and licking. Normally done while one partner is being pushed against a surface such as a wall or door.

“Bro Selena and Justin were hardcore making out last night at that party”

by That tree May 16, 2018

Ham-macking

Making out while hammocking.

Bro #1 - Did you hear Julian went ham-macking last night!
Bro #2 - No way?! For real?

by SpookyNoodle28 July 17, 2020

Shoko Makinohara

Sion's Waifu from the anime. Shoko Makinohara is a stunning and loving character, she also has a kind personality also.

Shoko Makinohara san loves Sion.

by An Amersion Fan July 21, 2021

cold dawg macking

To flirt with a person and to do so with charisma, poise, and self-confidence. The result is an interested person, which could lead to future sexual endeavors. Other people wish and train to attempt to reach this level of flirting.

"Yo, I'm cold dawg macking this fly ass dime that passed my way."

by El_Mack_del_305 January 23, 2008