The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

Masturbattery

A battery used for masturbatory purposes.

Johann Wilhelm Ritter used the voltaic pile with a cloth soaked in warm milk to electrocute his penis until he ejaculated. After a while he experienced serious side effects, but rather than discontinue his "experiments," which by this point seemed to have no higher academic pursuit beyond trying to turn himself into a Spider-Man villain, Ritter would self-medicate with opium to keep the discomfort at bay, leaving him free to play with his masturbattery until the end of time.

by Rawgasm August 9, 2012

Maskurbator

A person who practices maskurbation. A person who always is tugging on his or her mask and pulling it under the chin. Oral stimulation by mask. One who maskurbates.

Mr. Jones was a habitual maskurbator, always pulling his mask up and down.

by SuperJew January 5, 2022

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022

Masturgator

An alligator pet that lives on your private island villa. Usually, you make fun of him with your imaginary friends... Who is lonely!? Definitely not me!...

Hey, look at that masturgator! Minds his little looser business!
This pouch? It's a treats bag for my masturgator.
No way your masturgator wears a cylinder hat!

by Babilunga January 23, 2023

masturbato

tf did u expect

Masturbatoionatae

by rwheroin April 10, 2023

Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023