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Madterbation

when you hate yourself but you're horny and have nobody to fuck
I can't believe I screwed that up. Guess I'll just go home and have an evening of Madterbation
by jledhead01 July 23, 2019
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MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR
Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?
by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021
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Masterball Effect

The psychological dilemma that occurs when playing a video game and feeling the need to conserve powerful/unique items til the end of the game in fear of not being able to win without them and instead using worse items. This usually ends in disappointment as the powerful/unique items are then never used but the game is still won in a more difficult manner using the weaker and useless items.
I just played the new COD campaign and saved the RPG til the end but didn't even need it, must have been the masterball effect.
by Evanjames915 May 10, 2021
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Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc
Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser
by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022
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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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masterbatious

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day
My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious
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masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
by zerordie323 January 23, 2011
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