Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth June 9, 2018

Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!

News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!

by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022

Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.

Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"

by Red1917 May 30, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

Golden dragon massacre

A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs

My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025