Pee-mail

what your dog is checking when it sniff's for other dog's recent urination; then returns the pee-mail

"honey, im waiting for ripley to check her Pee-mail; we'll catch up"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

trick mail

(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick for casual sex online.

Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.

Examples might be 'thick8top42nite@~~~'; safemsclbtm4anyandall@~~~'; or 63yoxianskssoulmate@~~~'

by rickster_dc May 1, 2005

Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.

Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

or

In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

or
That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.

by Nick @ B3YOND! March 7, 2009

Maila

An awsome friend that you HAVE to know fun to talk to shes soooooo great....go bubblez!

Maila Maila Maila

by EmoElmo November 5, 2009

marilize legijuana

Either an idiot who can't speak or someone that's had a little too much to drink and cant say the words legalize and marijuana in the same sentence without mixing them.

Drunk Guy: Yo man we should totally marilize legijuana.

Friend: YEAH!!

by Italbabi June 28, 2007

Royal Mail

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

Madilynn

A fine piece of ass. She knows what it is like to have a good time. She's not a whore, but she's good with her tongue. Intense kissing is what she likes. She like to get crazy. She's a fun person. She is also very intelligent and gets good grades. She is a bit ditsy though. Gets distracted easily. Fails a lot, but every time she does, she tries harder. All the boys at her school chase her. She has those beautiful eyes, perfect hair, and banging body. Everyone want to tap that. Her butt is perfect. Not huge, but defiantly not small. Her boobs are the real show stopper though. Those things are wonderful. Very easy on the eyes. Overall she is a nice, smart person as long as you don't make her mad. Piss her off and all hell will let loose. She doesn't control her anger. She gets upset easy, but she forgives and she forgets. She has a lot of friends. She is popular. The guys want her, girls want to be her.

That Madilynn is fine. Oh Madilynn.

by DinosaURadinosour March 27, 2013