Marco

A small, shriveled penis; also smells like apple juice.

Girl 1: So how was the sex last night?
Girl 2: It was horrible. He had a real Marco. I still smell like apples!

by fire367 December 10, 2011

Marco

A retard who gets blowjobs from his sister. He also has been know for being the best keeping his cheating a secret. He has been idolised by everyone who has ever succeeded at cheering on their partner.

"Hey dude, I can't believe I pulled of a Marco!!"

by XxRick_SanchezxX October 12, 2017

Marco

will lead you on but when it comes time to send he's dysfunctional.

Is Marco going to send it with her?
No, he has sendile dysfuction

by marcoswhipped December 8, 2018

Marco

A big fat nibba that likes tacos, and never misses breakfast, or lets down a bag of doritos. He loves playing football,because of his big body ass. He's sweet to girls and tough with the homies.

Look, here comes the big one, Marco!

by Gradthegreat April 29, 2019

Marco

Annoying. Bet bad and dosent listen to anyone. Keeps trouble around and not a person to stay around. Puts on nice face but dosent act as if.

Marco got me in huge trouble.

by Malyzja October 3, 2019

Marco

A name a squeaker on Xbox fucks up at saying

Squeaker:hey macro can you fuck off
Marco:owagh

by Owaghhhhhhhhh November 4, 2019

Marco

Also known as Marco van steltan is a cocky shit head with a dead trim, He's the kind of guy who needs constant therapy.
Also a complete druggo. He steals drugs from his nan.

Please stop Marco every time you talk I can feel my hairline recede!

by SkengBruvEEEE March 3, 2020