mandark

grei kar fra bodø han spiser mye fisk og er glad i cola

-23:04:01- (@Mandark-) Kattesåpe. :D
-23:04:05- (@Mandark-) :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddd03033033003
-23:04:13- (+Neocon) :DSD
-23:04:21- (+Neocon) La oss spelle fele.
-23:04:49- (Jinso) men jeg tar sengen
-23:04:52- (Jinso) natta gutter
-23:04:55- (Jinso) vi snakkes
-23:04:58- • @Mandark- stagediver med fela under seg.
-23:05:03- (@Mandark-) Geranimooo!






osv hehe

by Karl-ROger October 12, 2004

Mandarin cheesecake

When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face

I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night

by Hateface January 14, 2008

Manzana

The act of more than one male teenagers masterbating at one computer screen at one time.

We had a manzana watching midgets getting banged in rollerblades

by Ryan44 January 16, 2008

Manbarrass

To embarrass one of your closet bro's. To subject one of your fellow male colleagues to embarrassment.

"Bro, that's my shit, don't manbarrass me about it"
If you drink your bro's last beer, that is a manbarrassment.
"I know you won't manbarrass me bro, that is not legit."

by Joeshmoe64 April 3, 2009

Mangar

"Mangar" is a hybrid of man and cougar and is a term used to identify older males attracted to younger females. This geriatric breed are very territorial and often emit an ordour of prune juice and burnt cheese. They will often try to camouflage with their backgrounds by changing their skin colour to mango orange and bleach their teeth white. They tend to lure their preys with promises of money and "vacation getaways in the Caribbean" (retirement homes in Florida). Proceed with caution.

Mangar: "I have my own business and know how to show you a good time."

Girl #1: "Wow. How does someone with such a youthful orange glow and clean white teeth be so rich?"

Girl #2: "Don't trust him, girl. He's a total mangar!"

by Urban Webford January 15, 2008

mandarin milkshake

When a man urinates on a woman's lactating breasts and administers the act of "motor boating"

My pregnant wife is always very eager to allow me to do the mandarin milkshake on her

by Ace Venture December 19, 2007

Mandarin X

a class for advanced mandarin students

"yo bro, i got into mandarin X !!!"-casey
"brosef, your the biggest loser i know"-homeslice

by homeslice C December 7, 2004