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The manchester in the guest room is clean.
by Candace Griffiths July 30, 2008
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Manchester city

Best club in England Premier league complete domination over all the other clubs.
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manchester

My favourite city in England and my home.

A great place, not as mad as London and has a wide variety of shops, restaurants and attractions.

Home of Manchester United and the Manchester 2002 Commonwealth Games.
And now for todays weather forcast.

Manchester; rain, 7 degrees celcius.

Just right.
by Monkeyseat July 16, 2008
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Manchester

A cool cosmopolitan city in the north west england, which is home to many rich celebrities, football teams, Harvey NIchols, 2 selfridges, the Trafford Centre and so much more.
Its just a shame the narrow minded Scousers cant see past their flea ridden, chav invaded so called city.
A small sketch showing the difference in class between a young man from manchester, and his Scouse equivelent

Mancunnian: "Excuse me kind Sir, do you have a light for my cigerette?
Scouser: "is you calling me mam? Cos if you are, I is gonna deck ya in ya wanker"

SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN CLASS???
by Martin Adshead July 21, 2006
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Manchester city

English team that are most know for failure, their fans are either retarded or can think straight.
My down síndrome friend supports Manchester city
by Ueuushbs March 15, 2017
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Manchester City

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by You have dry breakfast September 15, 2020
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the manchester sprint

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.
coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"
by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010
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