Farah Malkawi

the girl of your dreams. Farah has beautiful blue eyes with amazing golden hair. Her smile (just like her name Farah) is enough to light up the world. She is the most caring, sweet, badass, and perfect person in the world

Have you seen Farah Malkawi today?
Yes, I immediately fell in love

by somoeonethatlovesyou November 22, 2021

William Mallabone

Certi Chad. This guy will neck any living creature that breathes at the club.

I did a William Mallabone at the club last night.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 26, 2021

lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.

I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it

by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 7, 2021

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

adam from malawi

Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.

Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt

by hklfc December 5, 2021