You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

National Make Out Day

A day every year where people make out, not just a peck. This day is on 25th of june.

Charli: I’m gonna make out with addison today!
Chase: Why?
Charli: Because it’s national make out day!

by ForTheBoys66771 June 18, 2020

Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.

Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.

by xXx_GogetaSS4_xXx July 31, 2024

Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out

A time of playing Minecraft and watching movies, maybe some making out along the way.

Leave them alone, their enjoying the Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out.

by Bnarratologist February 28, 2022

aggressively making out

The act of making out with someone in an aggressive manner ( using more tongue, making out faster, or touching each other more).

We are aggressively making out on our way home from school.

by JJ's boyfriend December 15, 2024

Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!

“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”

by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022