Egnlish major

Derivatives: "Englsih major," ""enlish major," and the like.

n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.

An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.
"Is having bad spelling jsut an Egnlish major thing?"
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major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.
Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
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major slay

when you're slaying so hard it goes up to a level of major slay.
"i heard she slept with his dad to get back at him"
"omg major slay"
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film major

A person who doesn't value time or money.
Steven: Oh did you hear Sophie is a film major?

Quan: Yeah, her roommate and her tinder boy are constantly making fun of her.
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Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.
John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will
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major victory

3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.
major victory-"call me mr. shiney pants!"
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G Major

A musical key that includes:

G, A, B, C, D, E, F# (or G♭), G

In popular culture, music played in it generally sounds more demonic or darker in tone.
"Holy shit man, I just listened to The Imperial March in G major and I shat my pants!"

youtube.com/watch?v=hjxar9BDOVI
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