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post malone

the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”

has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.

his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).

in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.

his birthday is july 4, 1995.

also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!

me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
by quill804 July 8, 2020
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a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)
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karl malone

Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.
Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!
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Andy milonakis

A slang term for fat retards who make lame shit for the internet and end up with a TV show.
I made something retarded on the internet. I got a deal from TV station X for a show. I Andy Milonakised my way to success!
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The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.
"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"
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