joke mail

When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.

I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.

by Zeek77 December 15, 2008

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 May 3, 2018

Malay Mail

a newspaper that loves to instigate the prejudicial feeling among peaceful Malaysian.

Please do not be too Malay Mail? You've been stirring the peace by prejudicial headlines and caption in the news.

by Peace loving Malaysian March 22, 2020

flesh mailing

Using nude pictures against another person as leverage to get what one desires.

Dude I sent nude pics to Rachel and she's flesh mailing me to make me date her.

by BrickTamland12 February 26, 2014

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021

Whee-mail

Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.

Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.

“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”

“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”

by GregsGreatBigCock March 6, 2020