B-mail

A short good way to name a blackmail folder you may have on your computer.

Tom, please do me this favor or I'll show Jane one of your B-mail IMs to Lucy.

by BlackMambaSon August 26, 2010

mail getter

someone who gets the mail

jordan: go get the mail.
miranda: what am i? a mail getter?
jordan: yeah.

by iceboxderek January 1, 2010

joke mail

When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.

I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.

by Zeek77 December 15, 2008

mail suffrage

The act of voting by mail

I believe mail suffrage should be available to anyone who wants to vote.

by Sylkwurm May 24, 2020

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 May 3, 2018

bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011