Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day

I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning

by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020

ellen mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

Patty Mayo

A youtuber that fakes him being a bounty hunter.
what a cunt

"Patty Mayo fakes he´s videos"
"true"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Mayo menace

An ignorant white person who can't see their white privilege. The condemn kneeling during the national anthem. They share racist articles about riots that happen in response to the police brutality against black people.

They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"

I wish that mayo menace would stop fucking posting... everything he shares is bias trash.

by Bangkok Curry May 30, 2020

Mayo Buns

Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly.

Dude, I got this broad back to my pad and totally gave her a pair of Mayo Buns.

by Jack Mehauph July 31, 2009