A girl that is sexually attracted to toast, preferrably jellied with jam made from the rare Sundomucky grape from Italy. Asian boys, particularly Middle Eastern, find her extremely attractive because of her fascination with the biological process of Mitosis.
Do not approach a Mykaela in the wild while feasting on toast or reading about Mitosis. Immediately contact your local Animal Control.
Do not approach a Mykaela in the wild while feasting on toast or reading about Mitosis. Immediately contact your local Animal Control.
1) That Mykaela sure has good taste in toast.
2) Asian Boy: Daaaaang that Mykaela sure loves Mitosis...mmmm...
2) Asian Boy: Daaaaang that Mykaela sure loves Mitosis...mmmm...
by Buttered Popcorn22 May 2, 2011
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Formerly "Ukraine".
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
Sgt Boris: "Mr Putin, we have taken over 100% of territory in Ukraine"
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
by Souper Rare February 1, 2022
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damn dude that mykita chick we met last night was super cute, i'd like to see her in a bikini! she has a bangin' bod too.
by superssallysuckah August 16, 2010
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by Hey, it’s me February 19, 2019
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by Not a mykayla April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Mykayla mug.1) The name of a beautiful maiden who controls any human being she wants
2) Usually a girl, but name hold no restrictions
3) She is DA BOMB and will bitch slap someone if she has too
4) She's goin' places
2) Usually a girl, but name hold no restrictions
3) She is DA BOMB and will bitch slap someone if she has too
4) She's goin' places
Jerry: I made a friend today
Greg: Agh, who is it?
Jerry: Mykha
Greg: Ohhhhh, watch out for her, she a crazy bitch, but pretty seductive
Greg: Agh, who is it?
Jerry: Mykha
Greg: Ohhhhh, watch out for her, she a crazy bitch, but pretty seductive
by -Urban Man February 28, 2015
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