Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

by James corporately September 7, 2022

mustachquerade

A Renaissance party involving comical mustaches to hide ones identity. Common in today's society for "coming out" parties as well as hipster parties.

Colin: hey guys I planned Johns coming out party. We're having a Mustachquerade!

Dylan: how come you never planned one of those for my coming out party?

by 13% Jesus February 5, 2010

Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.

Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..

by dunny hal September 12, 2021

Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" December 13, 2012

mustachatory

A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.

The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.

by Luker2003 January 16, 2008

moustache comb-over

The facial coiffure which arranges one's moustache whiskers in such a way that they occlude the subject's male pattern baldness. A toupee fashioned from one's moustache.

Petunia discovered that the hair was indeed attached, and by attempting to pluck it from Benjamin's jacket, she had unhinged his "moustache comb-over" exposing a great, shiny bald head.

by davie-wavie February 20, 2009

Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005