munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

munch nugget

Breastfeeding baby that eats constantly. may keep you up all night demanding to eat. Also wants to eat every thing in sight.

Okay you little munch nugget, I am awake now.

The little munch nugget kept me up all night eating.

Look at that munch nugget go!

by foodsource July 11, 2009

munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.

1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.

by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022