Mullet Up

It's much more than just manning up, but it's manning up with your dignity on the line.

1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.

by Drewstaster September 23, 2009

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Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.

I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!

by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011

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turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

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MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

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Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.

Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.

by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016

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