Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining

Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip

by stm2000 February 6, 2010

mud bomb

a hot carl minus the comfort of plastic wrap.

I was so hot and bothered and couldn't get to the saran wrap in time, I accidentally mud bombed my husband's face.

by julz <3's poop May 20, 2007

mud helmet

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.

Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!

by cobramark20 December 27, 2008

Mud cricket

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.

“Yo dom check out that mud cricket over there, I bet she can eat an apple through a picket fence”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 26, 2019

Mud Onion

When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.

Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.

by Setti August 4, 2008

drew mud

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.

"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015