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Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015
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Maine Manicure

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Monica Lewinsky

The bbw that had all the Christian/Conservative/Republican/Boy-cravers so upset 'cause Bill Clinton was gettin' some and they wern't.
Congressman Foley couldn't get a woman like Monica Lewinsky...
by Ozymandius October 28, 2008
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Monick

Is some on who's loving and has a bad and good attitude. She's a savage one.
Monick has a good attitude
by HEENSPIRE June 8, 2021
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Santa Monica College

The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.
"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"
by Mrs. Dodds April 4, 2010
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monica lewensky

Get down bitch and give me a monica lewensky
by Dre007 May 28, 2005
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Minicrush

Someone with whom you enjoy their company and if a situation arose where you could hook up with them, you would want to. If you desire a relationship, the person may increase from minicrush status to a regular crush.
"that chick has such a nice rack, I totally have a minicrush on her" or "She's so fun to be with, I think I have a minicrush on her"
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