MILF

A thicc ass mom that you just want to put your wee wee in.

Micheal: Your mom is a milf.

Jimmy: The fucc you say to me you little shite!

by 69lickdicker69 March 2, 2019

Milf

A sexually attractive old woman that has huge but saggy tits and a nice pussy but it hairy

Wow look at that Milf!
That’s my grandma you cunt!

by Natemaster34 May 2, 2018

Milf

Miss Ward

Boy 1: Damn, Miss Ward is such a milf!
Boy 2: Yeah, I would eat her turds!

by TheCondescender February 11, 2019

Milf

Milf is Kians mom that loves young cock

Kian ur moms a milf

Kian:Ik

by Cooptyepiip July 14, 2020

Milf

A very very hot mom. ALso known as M-Mom I-I'd L-Like T-Too F-Fuck

"Ayo ash ur mom is a Milf"
"WHY ARE U IN MY HOUSE"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 21, 2021

MILF

Milf stands for
Milking

Icows
Lis
Fwrong

So Vegans teach your children MILF shout MILF in supermarkets and live by MILF

I want to stop milf

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Milf

A milf is a beautiful/sexy mother of two that can be whatever she wants to be even when people named Fruiit are shooting her down.

Princess is the most milfest milf I ever met.

by Mylee45 December 24, 2018