Stinky Mike Thib Pickle

When you’re raw dogging your neighbors wife and it slips out so you ram your meat stick in her ass and it causes explosive diarrhea then you take it out and shove it down her throat till her gag reflex triggers and she pukes on it.

Her pussy was so wet my meat kept slipping out so I gave her a stinky Mike Thib pickle.

by MikeThib June 1, 2019

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Sketchy Mike

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

by SketchyMike November 2, 2017

Shower with Mike

You take off your shirt, lie down while your friend holds a small strainer/ colander 12 inches from your face and/or mouth while another friend pours "Mike's Hard Lemonade" through the colander. You gladly drink every drop of Mike's that makes it to your mouth.

After Dylan took a "Shower with Mike" he had Mike's Hard Lemonade all over his body.

by JMag and Lyds December 20, 2010

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

Sweaty Mike

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019