by ngabtch April 9, 2009

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.
by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)
by Kira lol May 19, 2021

dude your a merk
by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.
Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.
by anonymous March 5, 2021

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk
by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018
