martin

blond cock boi
is sexy af

eg: girl: who did u sleep with last night?

girl 2: he's so dreammyyyyy, his dick is so big and blond and he is sexy afff!!!! his name is martin

by by by by by by by by by by November 10, 2021

Martin

A man who fucks up the whole time

Person1: damn that dude fucks up the whole time, he is really a dumb fuck.
Person2: yeah he looks like martin, the biggest fuckup on the planet

by randylahey69 November 20, 2021

Martin

Martin is the type of guy who has no emotions. Natália is suitable for Martin, but it never takes her courage to tell her, even though he is in love with her up to her ears. He's not very good at bed, and his relationships won't last long.

Person A: Who is good in bed?
person B: Martin certainly not

by Vilči November 21, 2021

Martin

A Martin is someone who never feels any guilt or sense of responsibility. Gaslighting queen. He can hurt you and make you apologize to him. He'll love you when he's lonely, but forget about you when he's feeling good about himself. When you encounter a Martin it's of utmost importance to tell him he doesn't matter and he's not important.

A: Poor girl, he broke her heart again and made her blame herself for it.
B: Yeah, Martin just being Martin

by Nikolym November 21, 2021

Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.

Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.

by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021

Martin

A martin means a big fuckup. My old friend randy is such a martin he fucks up the whole time. Martins always crash into busses like it’s nothing.

Person1: damn that dude fucked up big time.
Person2: yeah i know he is really a martin.

by randylahey69 November 21, 2021

Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021