like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia should, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry
by Sexydimma September 12, 2014

The fatty tissue at the top of the shoulders/base of the neck, usaually seen on your Gumba. This is where the extra pasta is stored. Many times there will be no neck to speak of just a large lump reaching the back of the skull. It wrinkles and jiggles with hand and facial expressions.
by boombats March 8, 2006

by Mc Homeslice November 11, 2017

by KittCatty August 3, 2016

A chicken-shit that wasn't ground up correctly and still has lumps of retard in it making it gross and intolerable.
by BaByQzz January 5, 2016

by tiller24 April 21, 2018

A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.
When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.
by spyder lumps November 22, 2011
