lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.

A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.

by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009

lumberjacked

to be fucked excessivly hard by a burly white man aka a lumberjack

i lumberjacked kelly so hard last night. It was grrrreeeaaattt

by steroidsrgood November 28, 2007

lumberslack

a more relaxed person than the average relaxed person.

You slept for 14 hours? What a lumberslack!

by cole.train March 9, 2008

Lumberjacky

The Act of wearing a long sleeve plaid shirt in public without being ashamed.

She looks very lumberjacky with that plaid shirt on.

by Kevbot3000 December 15, 2009

Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

See Dog Blanket Shirt

Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.

"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"

by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011