luis alonzo

a famous warrior ready for battle; or the union of two or more badass words, things, people, or places, that are badass on their own right, made even more badass by their union
achilles and the spear of destiny would be really luis alonzo

or

when brad pitt hooked up with angelina jolie was truelly luis alonzo
by o_O Lucky Apples o_O April 05, 2010
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Little lui

A really short person, that's is hard to love. He is mexican, but looks Asian. Because he is. His real name is Luis. He says his madden account is good, but it sucks! His love is in midget people, because he is one. He also thinks that cowboys are better then the patriots when they aren't. He looks 4.6, he wears glasses and is whiter then paper. He has a small body, small nose, small eyes,small ears. His love life is nonexistent. He always gets off at the wrong bus stop and swears a lot on the phone and doesn't like being called a midget, but everyone still calls him one. HE IS A MIDGET!!!
John: Have you met little lui?
Ethan: Yeah! The midget?
John: Yeah the MIDGET!!!
by NOT LITTLE LUI'S FRIEND March 15, 2017
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BO LUI

Bo Lui is a tio ciu word oftenly used by Chinese Pontianak people to describe how broke they are. Bo Lui is an ordinary word, often used to describe a friend or more specifically "best broke friend"
1. Alim si bo kiu lou, ie bo lui wa
2. Paldo ei min yok chicham, ie bo lui D:
3. Wa si yok pu a bro, mi jien le bo lui, bo kiu
by DIMPIH April 03, 2021
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Pulling A Luis

Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.
Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis
by Songpob Pornpipatpong June 05, 2018
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luis vida

Gold Digger, homosexual, big lips, flat surface, gay porn,
Why are you watching Luis Vida? That's disgusting
by BonBonero December 05, 2013
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luis sal

LUISSSSAALLLLL
LUISSSAALLLL Luis sal
by Luis sal December 01, 2021
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Luis Fonsi

A pervert who had sex with a woman in a sewer. He just loves sex, nothing else.
Friend: Hey, did you listen to the song, Despacito by Luis Fonsi?
Me: Yes, it sucked.

Friend: :( No its awesome.
Me: *kicks friend in the stomach* FLIPPING CRAZY DUMB BLOODY PIECE OF CRAP.
by JacobSaysHahahaha October 25, 2017
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