lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

what's poppin and lockin?

What's poppin and lockin? is a saying for when you want to know what your friend is up to?

A : Hey, "what's poppin and lockin?" tonight?

B: Nothing much, "what's popping and locking?"...with you?

by Theodore Ovaltine September 9, 2009

Locideto

1. A term used when having sexual intercourse, and pretending to speak a different language. (Usually screamed by a girl)

"Oh my god! Locideto! Locideto! Big boy!"

by UrbanDefine April 27, 2009

loling out

Spending the weekend wearing only your pants while strawn out on your sofa with a beer in one hand and a video games controller/tv remote in the other

Nutrition involves pizza, chicken & chips or kebab leftovers from friday night

John: Yeh so what you doing this weekend?
Jason: Nothing much, Just loling out lol

by bingobongo69 September 24, 2010

lodinloop

an epic mistake

damn i made a lodinloop on this paperwork

by babybooohhh November 9, 2010

loinling

A denizen of San Francisco's Tenderloin district, indicating some level of insanity, insobriety, or general unsavoryness. Usually refers to the homeless and/or beggars who flock to this neighborhood, but can also apply to many different types of these strange creatures.

1. I can't get the door open, there's a loinling sleeping in front of it.
2. There's that loinling who pushes her cat around in a stroller. At least she's fully dressed today.
3. Did you see that loinling walking backward up the street for no apparent reason? No, the one in a Storm wig and his arms covered in foil.
4. Don't let that loinling open the Carl's Jr. door for you, he'll get pissed off and demand you pay him.

by tendernobling November 10, 2010

locnimatus

to talk to inanimate objects.

In the movie Castaway, Tom Hanks displays locnimatus when he talks to an inanimate object named Wilson because he becomes insane.

People will occasionally display locnimatus, when some people term this as "talking to ones self."

by TheCSquared November 27, 2012