crop liver

Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.

He is total crop liver.

by HCer February 25, 2010

liver

to deliver a kick directly into someone's liver

If you don't stop talking shit I'll liver you.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

Mr Liver

A maniac who screams at everything that moves and breathes. However when other people are looking he is the nicest man to walk the Earth.

Your such a Mr Liver Adam!

by DatProToast January 7, 2021