Lipstick Lullaby

When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.

Damn that bitch sang me the sweetest Lipstick Lullaby last night...when she was finished it looked like my dick was painted red and someone threw a spoon-full of yogurt in her face.

by myspace.com/RyanSorel May 29, 2008

putting lipstick on a pig

what the Democrats are doing to their health care bill

Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes

by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010

putting lipstick on a pig

trying to make the ugly fuck look good

"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Willie May 13, 2005

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

lipstick

betta then lip gloss 4 the expirenced only =D

i need to find my damn lipstick

by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 4, 2008

lipstickalley

"Lipstickalley", also known as "LSA", is a website (www.lipstickalley.com). It is an online forum where users can share celebrity gossip and other forms of news. There are other different types of forum categories and off-topic material is encouraged. Demographics are predominantly black female and political views are predominantly far to the left. A culturally Marxist worldview is specifically favored amongst user debates. It is usually not uncommon for

non-European history to be romanticized or portrayed as a utopia before European arrival.

"I love lipstickalley. It's a safe space for black women to blame white men for everything wrong with human nature."

by R GL July 27, 2020

putting lipstick on a pig

Said by Barrack Obama about Sarah Palin, the vicepresident candiate for the Republican party.

"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.

by politicalmatt October 24, 2008